Pixelated Pigeon Warfare (High-Energy Punk-Rap)

[Verse 1] You lumpy microwave meatball Discount dragon in a hat Confused baguette with Bluetooth Flat-tire ferret in a vat You budget-sauce tornado Velcro cactus on a chair Goldfish doing algebra Side-quest seagull with no hair (hey!) [Chorus] Shut up You waffle goblin You cereal box war crime You toothpaste-smeared gremlin Screaming at the wind chime You lukewarm nacho disaster You poorly drawn raccoon You salad bar goblin Arguing with the moon (so loud!) [Verse 2] You off-brand lava lamp Feral yogurt in the sun Emotionally damaged broomstick Sent on a friendship run You spreadsheet-flavored goblin Neon possum with a plan You IKEA instruction demon Fighting with a fan (pow!) [Chorus] Shut up You waffle goblin You cereal box war crime You toothpaste-smeared gremlin Screaming at the wind chime You lukewarm nacho disaster You poorly drawn raccoon You salad bar goblin Arguing with the moon (keep goin’!) [Bridge] You campfire of confusion You mayonnaise thunderstorm You powerpoint of panic Trying to look warm (ooh) You emotionally taxed potato You expired coupon king You pixelated pigeon That can’t quite fly or sing [Chorus] Shut up You waffle goblin You cereal box war crime You toothpaste-smeared gremlin Screaming at the wind chime You lukewarm nacho disaster You poorly drawn raccoon You salad bar goblin Arguing with the moon